As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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