How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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