I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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