real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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