sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Cold hands, warm shart.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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