Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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