Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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