I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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