But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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