Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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