Your tits are I can't wait for
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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