Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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