hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We have started to decorate penises.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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