it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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