I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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