I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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