just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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