we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize