Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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