dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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