I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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