I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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