I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Holy sore nipples Batman
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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