i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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