bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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