i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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