i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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