I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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