somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
