so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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