I should be sponsored by Trojan
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I supernannyed him into submission
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