Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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