Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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