I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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