Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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