Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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