did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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