I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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