Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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