I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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