Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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