i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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