You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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