Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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