is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You need Xanax blowdarts
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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