Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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