yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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