Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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