So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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