I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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