Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
