Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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