I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Are we still banned from the library?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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