Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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