so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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