We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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