no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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