Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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